There's people for whom "we're leaving in the morning" means "we ride at dawn motherfuckers, you can finish waking up and getting dressed in the car, we'll grab breakfast somewhere along the way", and there's people for whom it means "we'll get going somewhere before noon".

And then they get married.

There are two wolves inside every ADHD person. And I guess they are married now.

what im learning is that you cannot avoid your way into a life you enjoy

as always, I'd love to hear your answer in the tags, especially if it's one of the "other" choices!

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devourer of falling stars

this will be available as a postcard print in my shop update tomorrow 👀

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sorry the onion has been killing it lately unfollow if you disagree

i was about to talk shit on how impractical round food storage containers are when fridges are square but if we didn't have them then where would soup go? certainly not a square container

i have soup in a rectangular container in my fridge rn

that's fucked up bro

Okay. Here is how to fix this. Freeze soup. Then it’s okay because your soup is the proper shape for ice AND it fits neatly.

Admittedly it’s not as easy to take soup on the go this way, but I now have a bowl at work so soup is once again soup shape when I am ready to heat it up and eat it.

Inktober Day 22: Scratchy

A wealthy English lord, his lawyer, his lawyer's wife, his doctor, his other doctor, and a rich American businessman walk into a hotel. Why are they here?

Industrial espionage?

Rich people will bet on anything?

Why wouldn't an English lord bring his entourage to the notable off-season party town of Varna?

That lady is some kind of?? mystic?? running a scam???

They sure aren't explaining anything. To anybody.